Sunday, August 28, 2011

Irene

Irene, you suck. So in my 28th hour without power, there are a few things I would like to say.

 Many thanks to-
 For my 3 visits today and endless supply of coffee and customer service...

 For opening and allowing me to work out AND catch up on TV...


 For providing me with endless fun while out of power...

 For existing (remember when you couldn't take your computers and get internet out of your house?!)...

  Friends for allowing me showers and laundry at their houses...

And I DO NOT thank-

 For falling on my driveway and neighbor's cars, houses and power lines...

For CONSTANTLY BEEPING IN MY ROOM AT A HIGH PITCHED NOISE when the power is out...I mean I can't stay at my apartment because of you....

no explanation...damn you!!!



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